I have to do a demonstration presentation, a 5 minute log presentation ..... what should be the topic! help!!!!!

does anyone actually check here?
I just did the presentation this morning! I was a bit late so the intructor said I have to be the first! I wasn't ready yet, I had lots of funny things to say and act! I guess I forgot to do half of it!
this is the draft of my presentation take a look and tell your ideas about it:

To find the first object which can describes me! It was easy, definitely my girl!!! Woops, sorry! My laptop is the best object which can describe me! The first time I got a girl!! "I mean a computer" was around 17 years a go, and that was when I fall in love with computers! And when I was introduces to the internet, everyone who wanted to call us found it easier to come by! ;) and when my father got me separate phone line, still everyone had a problem calling us, because when I got the other phone line I already had 2 modems! and I guess since I came here, no one have seen me without my gir' laptop! I met most of my friends via the net, and I still communicate with my friends and family through the net. When I'm with my computer, connected to the internet, I don't feel the time is passing, I even sometimes forget to have launch!
The other object is my camera! This habit is not an old one, and it has started from here in Dubai. The good thing about this camera is that it's a digital camera, so it's a great opportunity for a lazy person not to go trough all the troubles with analog pictures. I can simply get the picture and insert them into my computer, and it's easier to keep and copy the pictures in this way. In addition, I got this camera because it's small so I can always have it with me and take pictures whenever I see something interesting. And unlike what I used to think, camera doesn't only help to remember the beautiful views, but it helps to see them at the mean time!

The hugest Sooty of the century!!!!!!!! I was up to send a link to everyone in my yahoo messenger, so I copied and pasted in a send to all box and sent it; however, instead of the link, which wasn't properly copied, I pasted my previously copied to clipboard text, which was an email to one of my friends, and send it too all my yahoo friends, which I guess should me around 150!!!!

IT seems the only object which can describe me is computers! whom ever I ask about says the same thing, and when I ask to give me another object I get the reply "ok, cable!!!!" I need something else, something not related!!!!! pooof what a hard job.... please help!

Today is friday, yesterday I went to all bookshops in dubai I could find, but I found none of the books I was looking for, for my classes. So now I'm studding the ITN from the slides, because I know its gonna be tough! and you know, just as I do before the exams, I've started making jellies from now. That shows how stressed I am for this class ;) and as said before, I have public speaking class too. Hand for monday I have to give a two minute speech about myself, and I have to bring 2 objects which describes my in a way, to you have any opinion of what should I get with me? most probably one them will be my laptop ;) I guess for the at least last year no one have seen me without my laptop ;) and for years before my symbol was my computer and my modem ;) but what can be the other symbol!!!! I guess another laptop HUH? ;) by the way, remember I told you about my Iranian neighbors? I guess they should be new, and most probably new in dubai. Because it seems that they are missing Iran so much. He just shouted "pus some Iranian music" and I can hear them talking to each other, when they are loud. I guess they should be near me!

I had ITN again today, he already started! he examines the same chapter he thought in the same class and ask about things he didnt said!!! we dont even have time for research about the sobject!! thank got I new the part he didnt thought in the class or the whole thing he said already from before! god help us!!!!
and you know what day is today? wednsday!!! that means I've god a newsletter to submit! and this time I got about 20 mails and each with some attachments!!! one of them is about a meg by itself, I havent look through it yet!!!
they only told me that they are going to give me a shared office and already doubled, tripled,... or whatevered the stuff !!!! gosh I have a lot to be done in few hours! so C U l8er ;)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Its not working yet! I ask them to open the port for imap so that I can check my netscape email and send the offline messages I wrote, but it's not working yet !!!!

I just woke up,woops! I mean got out of statistics class! I think its gonna be the slowest class of this term.
the public speaking class should be exciting one, and the ITN class is with the same boring instructor as last terms ITN, so probably I should know how to sleep! OH! I mean deal with that class ;) but it should be a tough term I suppose.

alan saa'at 2:30 be vaghte dubai va 2 be vaghte tehran e .... man too havapeyma hastam va ino daram offline minevisam! mikhastam begam kheili zood bood!!!! koli takhir dashtim va too havapeyma toolesh dadan be tori ke man fekr kardam hatman bazam ye forsate dige gir miaram ta belakhare barf bazi konam.... hanooz na barf bazi karde boodam na hichkoodoom az doostam o didam ... man ghabl az inke biam shenidam ke iran koli barf oomade va koli zogh kardam vali oomadam az barf khabari nabood va hame goftan ta hala barf boode o emrooz ke to oomadi hame aab shodan!!! badam ke dige barf e dorost hesabi naioomad ta emrooz!!! manam dige kheili degh karde boodam ke hala ke man daram miram barf oomade, vase haminam blitam o sari az saa'at e 7 tabdil kardam be saa'at e 1 e shab ke betoonam beram barf bazi!!!! vali be dalile BARESH E BARF ham hame moonde boodan too terafic va ham inke man ta saa'ate 7:30 moonde boodam khoone montazere blit ii ke avaz kardam berese be dastam, va vaghty ke resid be dastam ham ke dige hame az khiaboon tarside boodan o manam tarsoondan o bana bar in bazam naraftam barf bazi :( hanooz man na barf bazi kardam na doostam o didam!! "NAZANIN" kheili mazerat mikham ke zang nazadam be to ham!! Man hanooz iran mikham.... in seri kheili bad bood!!! ghabl az inke biam oonghade delam tang nashode bood ke hala ke daram miram delam tang shode!!! akhe dafe pish bade 8 mah oomadam iran o ye 2 mahi moondam bad 2 mah o nim intoria raftam dubai bad bargashtam iran (ta injash khoob bood) vali bad too iran 2 hafte bishtar namoondam ke nesfesho rasht boodam va ye hafte iran boodam.... na kasio didam na dorost hesabi tehran gardi kardam VA NA BARF BAZI KARDAM!!!!! faghat fori raftam paiin ye seri ax gereftam ke be paniz o hamadam maileshoon kardam inja ham mifrestam ta shoma ham feizesho bebarin :) (makhsoosan oonaii ke iran nistan) tazasham aghalan age vaght nashod ke khodam barf bazi konam mitoonam ba in axaii ke gereftam be kharejiha (dubaii ha) oonaii ke modatie az barf be door boodan soo soo bedam ;)
EH yadam nabood daram offline mizanam nemitoonam alan ax attach konam!!! ok har ki ax az barf e tehran khast ye ye mail bezane be man ta barash befrestam :)
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bad az ye chizi hoodoode 1 saa'at hanooz toye havapeyma: cheraghe kamarband alan ye chizi hoodoode nim saa'ate ke roshan shode...... fekr mikonam ranande midooneste ke mikhad bendaze jade khaki!!! kheili bala paiin mire!!!!! (uhan ye khorde aroomtar shod) enghade tekoon mikhord ke monitore laptopam az erte'ashesh nemitoonestam bebinam chi daram type mikonam.. dar zemn in mehmandare ham ke jelo man nesheste yeho sandalio khaboond aghab laptop am oofff shod :-( omidvaram jash pak she!!! chon be nazar miad ye khate siah e badjoor oftad roosh!! hala residam khoone checkesh mikonam bebinam chikaresh mishe kard.... alanam jatoon khali daram Dido ahang e white flagesho goosh mikonam :) (ah panizzzzzzz alan ke oomadam too havapeyma yadam oftad ke roo CD ke vase to write kardam dido narikhtam :(
*)*&%*&^%&%%&^(*&)(**^ kheili mikhastam to ham ino dashte bashi.... hatman asheghesh mishodi!!!

I just wanted to say Happy new year 2004 to everyone! and I hope the new year will be out of such disasters happened in this year such as Bam!

Eheeee Eheeeee
vaii galoooom!!!!!
Ehee OEHeeeee!!!
Aiiiiiii!!!!

I got back from rasht.... it was great... the weather was good, and we had fun there :) my aunt came to iran last night too, and now I'm gonna go to a party.... everyone is asking me to get a party.... but I dont feel like it, I just wanna go to parties now!!!!! you know what is the worse thing I did since as soon as I got here????? I throw all my T-shirts in the washing machine and between them there was a RED T-shirt.... you can guess what happened to all my T-shirts, can't you? :(

P.S: I still dont know what have I done with my exams!!!!!

I'm done with the exams and now I am in IRAN :)) (you wanted to be in my shoes, don't you ? ;) ) then go buy from the kickers store ;) but I'm so curious to know my grades. They didn't told us because they were told not to say, and they don't send them by email, and there is neither any online grade checking system. And the worse thing is that I have no clue what I have done in ITN class. Hey here in Iran is much colder than UAE, and that's grate :) I might even go for a mountain climbing till I got time here. I'm gonna to darabad hopefully at least once during this holidays. Your place is empty here too :)

yesterday I had an exam, and the funny thing is that the final exam database was on a database which she have gave us before, so I had exercised the night before on exactly the same database. I loved it! I knew all the tables and the column names by heart and I didn’t had to even look at the tables to see what is the name of tables needed for the questions. I would just look to the question and type in everything from my memory. I even had most of the questions done on my computer from the previous night, but I did not need them. at it was fast enough and easy enough to write them again. and the first part (the theory part) was all from the things which she mentioned NOT TO study and didn’t thought us, so she had to explain everything in the exam session ;) but yet I'm only afraid of the first part. I don’t know how she is going to grade the first part! because I need a full mark which I don’t think I am unless she carve the first part as she didn’t thought us in the class.
and today I'm here to study for the tomorrow's exam, which is so much and usually so hard (THE ITN) and instead I'm surfing the web and reading and writing web logs!!!!! I think I read more than 10 different web logs!!!

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Censored ... ;)

The huge SUTI was repeated!!!!!
today I put my car for repair and guarantee and I gave my car keys to them.... then I came to the university I found that I don’t have my house keys with me!!! so I had to drive all the way back to pick up my keys, thank god I rented a car!!!! Now I'm so damn tired, and I have a good excuse not to study the rest of the day just like I didn’t up to now ;)

hey .... last night we found somewhere called "French connection" which is a coffee shop which gives wireless hot spot connection, and we found that all the customers are from AUD ;) (our university) and because on Fridays our library is closed everyone have gone there to connect and study :) but when we got there, the connection was out!!!!! so we call there "French DISconnection" from now on ;)